There’s no mystical

Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in…

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The more you tighten your grip

You’re all clear, kid. Let’s blow this thing and go home! I call it luck….

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There’s only one man

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish….

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Andy Griffith

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. First place chick…

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You drank it

I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the…

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