Remember, a Jedi can feel

What?! Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have…

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Don’t be too proud

Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think? Dantooine….

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There’s no mystical energy

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your…

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Andy Griffith

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. First place chick…

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First place

Across from where? I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a…

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