First place

July 3, 2017 - Less than a minute read

Across from where? I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I’m a monster. Army had half a day.

That’s why you always leave a note! Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.

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