2018 Gluten Free Valentines

They’re back for 2018!! Get a copy to print here!

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There’s no mystical

Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in…

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I hate it, but there’s nothing

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your…

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Remember, a Jedi can feel

What?! Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have…

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Leave that to me

Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on…

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Don’t be too proud

Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think? Dantooine….

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The more you tighten your grip

You’re all clear, kid. Let’s blow this thing and go home! I call it luck….

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Don’t trust them

Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. You mean it controls your actions? I…

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There’s no mystical energy

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your…

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There’s only one man

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish….

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Andy Griffith

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. First place chick…

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You drank it

I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the…

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